My Christmas in Exactly 100 Words

FABULOUS! Gave a lot, got a lot. Coughed up a lung from crying over Brokeback Mountain. Mixed the wrong drinks and filled a trashcan with vomit. Was dazzled by “Hairspray”. Alcoholic aunt cried again cuz she liked someone else’s gifts better. Took ten minutes just to say the damn grace at dinner. Spent Xmas with my boyfriend and his beautiful family (including his uberhot gay cousin! Deviant thoughts anyone?) Took Mom’s gift back … was still too small around the middle. Met friends for drinks. Kissed and cuddled with my gorgeous man. What a lovely way to end a vacation.

"All I want 4 Christmas is U." - Mariah Carey, All I Want 4 Christmas